giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
there needs to be a month between august and september
son i have news for you
This was on MTV tonight and it was great as per usual
"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"
Why does she have so many products
These amazing underwater “crop circles” are the result of a species of pufferfish. The males create these large, intricate designs in the seabed with their fins to attract potential mates. The females inspect the finished design and decide if they wish to mate with the male from there. The female will lay her eggs in the center of the circles, and the male will then fertilize and guard the eggs.
Previously, the circles were of unknown origin, and remained a mystery for several years until it was discovered that these little guys were responsible for the beautiful designs.
this is SO fucking cute. the fact that some species literally HAVE to do things like this to get ahead is so amazing to me. nature pls
"This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.” - Gary Provost
Reading this was so satisfying woah
this is some fucked up stuff
amazing i wish there were more of these
Clearly one slide had a link which is here (there’s trigger warnings for child abuse, pedophilia, rape, incest)
I would also like to thank this lovely blog for helping me get into the comics and learn more about them. They also encouraged me to post it here instead of just presenting it in school.